Loony Party legend Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope, Britain’s longest-serving political leader at his 32nd parliamentary election, wants your vote to succeed Boris as MP for Uxbridge.
Aged 81 and an icon of UK politics, Howling Laud has been leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party since 1999 (when he was jointly elected along with his cat Catmando) and dreams of making their infamous 'manicfesto' a Westminster reality.
At this summer 2023 by-election for the seat vacated by disgraced PM Boris Johnson, will voters tick the box for insanity so Howling Laud defeats his fellow candidates Piers Corbyn, Laurence Fox and Count Binface?